Here's my Siri theory
Justin Searls from Breaking Change joins the show to discuss Apple’s Intelligence blunder, the end of the good times in the tech industry, and POSSE Party, his in-progress product that lets “any dummy with a website enjoy a life of algorithm-free luxury.”
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Justin Searls: So think of a company as large as Apple at this point is – they don’t run different business units as separate companies. There’s only a small handful of SVPs that kind of determine what’s happening… But underneath them is a traditional, big, layered organization of humans. And when you think about the iPhone, the iPhone is awesome, and they’ve never shipped a lemon iPhone. And why haven’t they done that? Because they are proving themselves with excellence, year after year, iterating on that hardware, and learning from their mistakes… And we don’t get to even see a lot of the mistakes. I’m sure they get killed before we’d otherwise see them.
The other department that came to mind - Apple TV. You guys were talking about Severance… Apple TV has got some real good hits. They’re more HBO now than HBO has been for a long time. And the reason is it’s run by competent people, that clearly have a commitment to excellence, and they’ve got the feedback loop of people are watching it, people aren’t watching it. People are subscribing, people aren’t subscribing. And there’s clearly some kind of wind at their back.
Now look at the third division here, of the people who run Siri. Siri has been running in circles since 2011. How do you measure success for Siri? It doesn’t make or save money, there’s not a lot of – because it’s kind of non-deterministic, it’s very, very difficult… No one’s done a Siri benchmark, right? Like, we’ve got all these LLM tests, and stuff. No one’s been tracking the growth and maturity of Siri as a functionality over the years. You know like that story we’ve heard about how the WebKit team at Apple had this build where if you committed any code and you pushed it up, and it made the test suite duration slower, the build system would reject your commit. You couldn’t make web kit slower. And that was just a hard and fast rule. And look around you; I still use Safari every day. And why is that? Because that rule has like a major impact on my user experience, because browsers are so vital. And Siri doesn’t have anything like that. If they have an internal benchmark, like… You look at all the posts over the last year - if anything, since the Apple Intelligence thing, it seems like Siri is getting dumber at very basic facts. So that organization, whoever’s in it and whatever it is, they’ve clearly not been on some sort of loop towards excellence that’s driving them forward in a clear and steady way. And the human organization that’s built around that, as a result, how could it be anything other than a nonsensical bureaucracy of finger pointing, and arbitrary excuses? Because there’s not like some sort of cycle feeding in and reinforcing the good stuff, and trimming away the bad stuff. And that’s the organization that was handed Apple Intelligence here. Go have fun, go do the hardest thing we’ve ever done. Build this thing that is going to just be a moonshot, and also make sure it never says anything racist, and it never generates any kitty porn. Other than that though, I’m sure you’ve got this. We’re just going to go make this video now and start printing the billboards. How do you think that went? Well, we see how it went.