Song: [04:47]
One day I asked my teacher, What use is math to me?
She answered: When youāre older, someday my boy youāll seeā¦
Thereās a world of computer systems out there
Full of valuable data and not secured with care
And you can make a fortune in ransomwareā¦
With a little bit of math!
Itās called encryption,
Just a little bit of math,
Cause a conniption;
Lock the data, hide the key;
Theyāll pay up eventually,
Itās all just math.
Ransomware is big now
Because itās organized.
You can buy it as a service
And sell it for a prize.
Thereās a whole world of tempting targets to hack -
Governments, hospitals, schools to attack
And they pay up in Bitcoin, hard to trace backā¦
Itās all just math!
We call it crypto - just a little bit of math.
No need to tiptoe,
Hackers whisper, donāt be nervous,
We take pride in customer serviceā¦
Well then I told my teacher, Iām feeling terrified;
How can we protect ourselves from all this cybercrime?
She said, āDonāt click weird links, or use āpassword123ā.
Make offline backups, invest in security.ā
And thatās when I realized how screwed we might beā¦
Just do the math!
So many systems.
If they all took a bath,
Wouldnāt we miss them?
Next time thereās no meat or water or gas,
And we slide a little closer to the day of wrath
You can blame IT, or some Russian sociopath,
But personally, I blame math.